The Ramblings of the Millahtime Man

Monday, June 21, 2004

Rules about Men

While I was traveling last week I was talking to a buddy of mine and his girlfriend asked one of those questions one should never ask. They shouldn't ask because they won't like the answer one bit. So, we came up with a few rules that women should know, never ask about and just accept.

1) Men will masturbate even when they are getting laid (possibly more often)

2) They will imagine themselves with her friends while doing #1

3) Men will look at other women. It has nothing to do is his girl or if the other woman is better looking. It will just happen.

None of these mean a man will cheat or is even more inclined. Every straight man does this. Even if they don't admit it.

I'm sure there will be more to come. Most likely after a long night at the bar.

On a side note... Congrats to the Pistons for tearing LA a new one. I never thought Phil Jackson deserved to be the winingest pro coach of all time. And the Pistons Rock!!!!!

3 Comments:

  • What's going on, millah?? Got here from a /. post as well, like that other guy the posted on your first article. I have to say that rules 1 and 3 are dead on, but i'm not with you on the 2nd one. At least it's not like that with me :) For whatever reason I keep it strictly anonymous. Great post though, let's hear the rest of your rules.

    BTW my blog is at stevewalker.blogspot.com and i'm on /. under SkyWalk423.

    Take care.

    By Blogger SuperSteve, at 12:38 PM  

  • Don't forget:

    If a woman asks a man what he is thinking about at that moment - "Nothing" really means nothing. At the very least, he may be thinking about something completely different than relationships, love, or feelings; probably sex, cars, or electronics - maybe even nothing at all!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4:16 PM  

  • If a woman asks a man what he is thinking about at that moment - "Nothing" really means nothing. At the very least, he may be thinking about something completely different than relationships, love, or feelings; probably sex, cars, or electronics - maybe even nothing at all!

    By Anonymous Publish A Book, at 6:58 AM  

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