The Ramblings of the Millahtime Man

Thursday, September 30, 2004

Describing Women

Ok, so I am on the phone last night and one of the friends who is a girl really got on my nerves. She said that she has a friend she wants to introduce me to. So, I ask her to describe her. She tells me she is a nice girl. The way she is describing her sounds like she is avoiding things... like this girl is homely and boring. So, I ask to describe her looks, cause well we men are physically attracted way more than women (which is a genetic thing and science can actually show why) and she starts telling me about how soft her skin is. So, the image I have in my mind is a nice, homely, large woman. I am now totally turned off.

So, I dig deep on specifics... turns out the girl is very active in doing things, intelegant, has goals, a great job and is medium height redhead with a skinny waist and huge rack. But she never told me that. If I hadn't dug deeper with specific questions I would have had totally the wrong picture.

Women, when you describe someone to your male friends cut to the chase and talk specifics. Talking emotions to describe someone just doesn't cut the mustard for men. Learn to speak a little man. I know I have had to learn to speak a little woman to convey my point.

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